Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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