she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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