i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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