watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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