well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you would pick up someone in the library
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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