My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
