Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
birth control should be required to get into college
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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