I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We need a shit load of segways right now
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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