Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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