he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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