Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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