No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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