i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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