I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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