YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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