Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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