Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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