Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
