All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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