He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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