i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Say something about gay babies.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
