Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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