just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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