He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
