Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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