Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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