You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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