The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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