brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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