oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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