There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
The air taste purple.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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