Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
my poor anus
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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