i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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