so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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