Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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