I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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