ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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