I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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