I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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