singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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