tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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