He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just had sex on a roof
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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