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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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