Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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