watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
do herpes really smell.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
whose parrot is this?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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