going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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