Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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