I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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