is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Rumble strips road head = magical
I can't turn off my feet"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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