just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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