I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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