ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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