Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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