Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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