Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
As shirtless as possible
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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